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    Ray Manzarek

    "Mr. Mojo Risin': The Story of L.A. Woman" is the story of the making of the Doors' last album with Jim Morrison "L.A. Woman". 2011 is the 40th anniversary of the album's release and this program goes into detail of how the album came about, its recording and what was happening to the band at the time. The story is told through new interviews with the three surviving Doors: Ray Manzarek, Robby Krieger and John Densmore plus contributions from Jac Holzman, founder of their label Elektra Records, Bill Siddons, who was their manager, Bruce Botnik, engineera nd co-producer of the album and others associated with the Doors at this time. The show includes archive footage of the Doors performing both live and in the studio, classic photographs and new musical demonstrations from the Doors. Check out the trailer.

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    Bob Zany

    It's time for another exciting episode of the best joke filled, news feature hosted by a stand-up comedian named Bob Zany, The Zany Report. But the Report isn't the only thing you'll get when Bob calls in, we'll also find out where he's playing next, Bing Crosby will tell a joke, and some lucky fan will win prizes after fixing one Zany's less than successful punch lines. So you'd better tune it because it's going to be huge! In other news, Bob was recently featured in the Matt Damon film, The Informant! and is the star of the new documentary Close But No Cigar: Bob Zany. Follow Bob on Facebook and twitter.

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    Duke Tumatoe

    NFL action is in full swing and so too is Duke Tumatoe. He and the boys are back again on Wednesday to sing another edition of The NFL Song. Each week promises all new football action on Sunday which means Duke will constantly have something new to sing about. So stay tuned all season long as he keeps us up to speed on the ins and outs of the NFL. Remember, they're not booing, they're chanting DUKE DUKE DUKE!

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    Mike Birbiglia

    Mike Birbiglia is not only a popular and successful stand-up comedian (currently on the "My Girlfriend's Boyfriend" tour), he's also the star of the one-man off-Broadway show "Sleepwalk With Me," the author of the book, “Sleepwalk With Me And Other Painfully True Stories,” and was the the living billboard for Downey Fabric Softener. Yes, Mike advertised the Procter & Gamble product by living in a Macy's display window in New York City for one week. He's also the writer, star and director of the new film Sleepwalk with Me which was based on his one-man-show, which was based on his life. The film recently debuted at the Sundance Film Festival, where Mike won the Best Of NEXT directing award. Oh, and he's got a brother named Joe. Mike on twitter and facebook.

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    Costaki Economopoulos

    Costaki Economopoulos is a comedian, true, but he's also a football fan. Those two factors alone make him the perfect candidate to give us a comedic look back at the NFL each week with his new feature that's also been picked up by The Huffington Post and Bleacher Report. With his Greek heritage, it's not surprising that he's been described as a “joke philosopher,” and we're sure he's not the only one saying that. Costaki is also a talented joke writer who's punchlines have been heard on "The Tonight Show," Showtime, BET, and MTV. Follow Costaki on facebook and twitter. Check out his new article on the Bleacher Report.

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    Bob Costas

    When you turn on a sporting event on NBC, chances are you're going to see Bob Costas. He's been the face and voice of the NBC Sports since joining the team in 1980. In that time, he's covered numerous Super Bowl, World Series and NBA Finals broadcasts as well as eight Olympic Games. In 2001, Costas also became a member of HBO sports, joining the "Inside the NFL" cast as well as hosting his own shows "On the Record" and "Costas Now." Costas is an Emmy Award winner, best-selling author and can be found every Sunday night hosting NBC's "Football Night in America." Costas will be covering Super Bowl XLVI in Indianapolis, IN.

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    Matthew Stafford

    As the #1 overall pick in the 2009 NFL Draft, coming out of the University Georgia, the Detroit Lions had high hopes for quarterback Matthew Stafford. And in just his third year in the league, he hasn't disappointed. This past season, Stafford started all 16 games for the Lions,throwing 41 TDs and becoming only the 4th QB in league history to throw for over 5,000 yards. He also lead his team to the playoffs (a feat the Lions had rarely achieved) and earned a spot in the Pro Bowl. Follow Matthew Stafford on twitter.

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    Frank Caliendo

    Is that John Madden, Dr. Phil, Charles Barkley, Robin Williams, Al Pacino, Bill Clinton and George W. Bush in the studio at the same time? No, it's just comedian and impressionist Frank Caliendo, but we can see where you'd be fooled. Caliendo was the star of the TBS show, "Frank TV," has appeared on a number of late night programs, had his own Vegas show for many years, and is comedic component of the FOX NFL Pregame show along with Terry, Howie, Jimmy and Kurt. Follow Frank on facebook and twitter.

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    Edwin McCain

    Born and raised in Greenville, SC, platinum-selling singer/songwriter Edwin McCain has had quite the career but has never felt the need to move far from home. Still living in the area where he began his musical career, McCain has developed his mix of southern soul and acoustic storytelling into nearly two decades of hit making. His songs, including “I Could Not Ask For More,” are not only international hits, they’ve also been featured in movies and TV shows, and “I’ll Be” was voted the best wedding song of all time by over a million viewers of “The Dr. Phil Show.” Along with touring the country, McCain has recently released a Great Hits album available now.

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    Mitch Daniels

    Mitch Daniels is was elected as the 49th Governor of the state of Indiana, and in his two terms has become one of the most highly respected executives in the country. You may have seen him recently delivering the Republican Response to the President Barack Obama's State of the Union Address this year, and you'll most likely seem him a few more times as he helps Indianapolis host their first ever Super Bowl. Mitch Daniels on facebook and twitter.

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    Costaki Economopoulos

    Costaki Economopoulos is a comedian, true, but he's also a football fan. Those two factors alone make him the perfect candidate to give us a comedic look back at the NFL each week with his new feature that's also been picked up by The Huffington Post and Bleacher Report. With his Greek heritage, it's not surprising that he's been described as a “joke philosopher,” and we're sure he's not the only one saying that. Costaki is also a talented joke writer who's punchlines have been heard on "The Tonight Show," Showtime, BET, and MTV. Follow Costaki on facebook and twitter. Check out his new article on the Bleacher Report.

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    Jim Gaffigan

    Whether talking about cake, bacon, wearing robes, or getting sick from eating hot pockets, Jim Gaffigan is one of the funniest men in America. Not only is he one of our favorite guests, he's also been a regular on Conan O'Brien's show, has appeared on a number of sitcoms and has released a number of fantastic CD/DVD combos including his Comedy Central special, King Baby. Jim Gaffigan is currently on a cross-county tour so make sure to check out his website for upcoming show dates and locations. Follow Jim on twitter and facebook.

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    Mean Joe Greene

    First, Mean Joe Green was known as standout defensive tackle for North Texas State University. Then he became famous as one of the greatest NFL players of all time while playing for one of the greatest teams of all as part of the Pittsburgh Steelers "Steel Curtain Defense." But he became a legend when he started in one of the most iconic Super Bowl commercials of all time in which he throws a kid his game jersey after drinking his bottle of Coca-Cola. So, along with being named the #13 greatest football player of all time by NFL.com, he'll also be remembered for his line "Hey kid, catch!" Watch the video.

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    Windell Middlebrooks

    If you watch the Super Bowl, or have caught the occasional beer commercial, chances are you've seen actor Windell D. Middlebrooks playing the Miller High-Life delivery guy who’s on a mission to make sure only places that promote living the high life are allowed to serve it. Well, you'll be seeing a lot more of Windell in the coming weeks, only now he's traded in his High Life uniform for a lab coat. Middelbrooks stars in the new ABC drama "Body of Proof," which premiers Tuesday, April 26th at 10p. Though this is his first starring role on a series, Middlebrooks has been a recurring character on "Scrubs," "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" and Disney's "The Suite Life on Deck."

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    Joe Theismann

    Nothing in life makes the Chickster happier than his beloved Washington Redskins, which is why we've not been able to get him out of the studio since he found out his hero, former 'Skins QB Joe Theismann would be joining us. It's no surprise Chick has a huge man-crush on Theismann, he's only one of the all time greats in franchise history. He lead the team to two Super Bowls, winning one, was named to the Pro-Bowl twice, NFL MVP once and owns most of the Redskins passing records. And though we're sure Joe will be happy to talk about football, he's also here to remind guys of the importance of having their prostate checked. Hey, what do you know, there's something else he and Chick have in common.

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    Beer Habit

    Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store. As they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, "Wouldn't a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?"
    The second nun answered, "Indeed it would, Sister, but I would not feel comfortable buying beer, since I am certain it should cause a scene at the check out stand."
    "I can handle that without a problem, the other nun replied and she picked up a six-pack and headed for the check-out.
    The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six-pack of beer.
    "We use beer for washing our hair," the nun said. "Back at our nunnery, we call it Catholic Shampoo."
    Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, pulled out a package of pretzel sticks and placed them in the bag with the beer. He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled and said, "The curlers are on the house."

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    The Mechanic and the Surgeon

    A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"
    The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
    The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running."

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    The Toughest Cowboy

    Three cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome sagebrush prairie and with the pride for which these men were famous; it was a night of bravado, a night of tall tales.
    Tom, the hand from Brooks Alberta says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth."
    Ben, from Wyoming, couldn't stand to be bested. "That's nothing, I was walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands, bit off its head, and sucked the poison down in one gulp and didn't even get a belly ache."
    Old Reuben Loe, the cowboy from Calgary, remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with his pecker.

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    The Old Golfer

    Arthur is 90 years old and has played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day, he arrived home looking downcast. "That's it," he told his wife "I'm giving up golf.My eyesight has gotten so bad that once I hit the ball, I can't see where it went."
    His wife sympathized, and as they sat down to dinner, she had a suggestion: "Why don't you take my brother with you, and give it one more try?"
    "That's no good," sighed Arthur. "Your brother is a hundred and three. He can't help."
    "He may be a hundred and three," said the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."
    So the next day, Arthur headed off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He teed up his ball, took a mighty swing, and squinted down the fairway. Then he turned to his brother-in-law and asked, "Did you see the ball?"
    "Of course I did!" said the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight."
    "Where did it go?" asked Arthur.
    "Can't remember."

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    Question for Bob

    Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem:
    I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.
    Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket?

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    Cold Weather is Coming

    I just got off the phone with a friend who lives in northern Michigan. He said that the snow is nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is at fifteen degrees and still dropping... and the wind is increasing to near gale force.
    Even the plows are having a hard time getting around.
    The schools are closed, and alerts are on all the TV and radio stations urging people to stay off the streets.
    He said his wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window for hours on end, just staring. He says he's concerned that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.

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    Killing Flies

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
    What are you doing?" She asked.
    "Hunting Flies" He responded.
    "Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
    "Yep, three males, two Females," he replied.
    Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell the sex of a fly?"
    He responded, "Well, three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."

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    Doctor's Orders

    The wife told me to go to the doctor and get some of those tablets that "help" guys get an erection. I called my wife after my doctors visit and told her that he gave me something. You should have seen her face though when I got home and tossed her what the doctor had given me. A case of diet pills! I am still looking for a new place to live.

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    Escaping the Bull

    At the end of the workday, one cowboy tells another, "That new bull nearly did me in today, partner."
    "Oh yeah, what happened?"
    "I was putting out the feed, when the sucker came charging at me like a locomotive from hell. He damn near got me!"
    "So, how'd you get away?"
    "The bull kept slipping. He slipped three times, and that gave me a chance to make it to the fence and jump over."
    "Man, that's scary. If it'd been me, I woulda probably crapped all over the place."
    "I DID! What do you think that bull was slipping in?"

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    Six Double Vodkas

    A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."
    The barman says, "Wow! You must have had one hell of a day."
    "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."
    The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today, the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"
    On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.
    The bartender says, "Geez! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
    "Yeah, my wife..."

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    From Wisconsin

    An elderly couple were driving cross country when they got pulled over by the highway patrol.
    The officer says, "Sir did you know you were speeding?"
    The woman, who is hard of hearing, asks her husband , "What did he say?"
    The old man yells, "He says I was speeding!"
    The patrolman says, "May I see your license?"
    The woman asks her husband again, "What did he say?"
    The old man yells, "He wants to see my license!"
    The patrolman says, "I see you are from Wisconsin. I had a girlfriend there once, worse piece of ass I ever had."
    The woman asks her husband, "What did he say?"
    And the old man yells, "He said he knows you!"

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    A Mother's Daughters

    A mother had three daughters and on their wedding she asked each one of them to write home and tell her about their married life.
    The first wrote back on the second day. The letter arrived with a single message, "Maxwell Coffee-house". The mother is confused but finally noticed a Maxwell coffee ad, and it said "Satisfaction to the last drop," so Mother was happy.
    The second daughter got married and after a week she sent home her reply. The message read; "Four Square Cigarettes". So the mother looks for the ad, and it says; "LIVE LIFE KING SIZE," so the Mother was happy.
    Then it was the third one's wedding. Mother was anxious. It took four weeks for a message to come through. When it did the message was simply "BRITISH AIRWAYS."
    Mother was so concerned. She frantically went through all the newspapers at home looking for a BA ad. She found one and fainted.
    The ad read, "TWO TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS!"

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    The Medical Condition

    A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.
    Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you OK?"
    "I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."
    The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious.
    "I have never heard of that condition before," he said. "Are you taking anything for it ?"
    The woman nodded, "Pepper."

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    What do you like most?

    A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me? Is it my beautiful face? Or is it maybe my sexy body?"
    The husband carefully studied his wife from head to toe, taking it all in. Finally, he replied dryly, "I like your sense of humor."

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    Blondes having coffee

    Two blondes were sipping their Starbucks when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of sod.
    "I'm going to do that when I win the lottery," announced the first blonde.
    "Do what?" asked the other blonde. "Drive a truck?"
    "No," said blonde one. "I'm going to send my lawn out to be mowed."

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